This happened at a summer camp I was working at in the summer of 2008. Remember that Hungarian chick? We'd broken up by this point, and this was the same camp we met at. I was broken up about it and was kind of a self-destructive mess that summer. Because she was there, and had another boyfriend. But it wasn't a problem: I just randomly fucked other girls! Although I was often black out drunk that summer and don't remember all the times I screwed, I was only a little buzzed this time:
We were taking a shower. This girl was American and had curly black hair. She was kind of a flake, but really cute. Hot and steamy showers obviously spell sex, so I pulled her close to me, kissing her for a while, then move one hand down her back and slipped a couple fingers in to her pussy. My cock brushed against her bush (I wanted to just fuck her right there, up against the shower wall, but I don't know if she was in to that). She took my cock in her hand and started jerking me off while I finger blasted her.
Now, if I might be clear, this girl was great at giving head and great at sex. But she sucked at handjobs. For the record, I've never met a girl who was really good at them, or put in much effort.
I, on the other hand, had become a fucking maestro with my fingers at this point. I could play this one like a violin. I circled around her clit, jabbed in, jabbed out, never too hard. She clutched my shoulder and back and pulled herself close to my shoulder, biting it at one point. Her vagina swelled over my fingers. I knew it felt better with all the hot water running over my hand, acting as lubricant.
Then she tossed her head back so she faced the ceiling. She moved her jaw up and down like some orgasmic fish as the water rushed down her face and neck. She must have held herself like that for a minute. She had given up on stroking my cock at this point; I'd won this battle. I decided I might as well take it to the next level.
In movies, you see people having sex in showers as if it's the easiest, most romantic thing in the world. In real life, anything beyond finger banging isn't so simple. I was about to learn that the hard way.
I took my fingers out of her and got down on my knees to eat her out. As soon as my face came in contact with her pussy, streams of water rushed down her body on to my face and in to my mouth. At first I thought, no big, I can handle this. But I couldn't handle it. The water started gagging me and I couldn't see shit.
I stood up, spitting water all over the place. She thought this was hilarious.We got out of the shower and had a quick fuck in her dorm room. It was nice, but I'll never forget how I basically got waterboarded during an attempt at oral sex. Won't make that mistake again.