This is a true story. It was a typical night in Pattaya Thailand and I'm still recovering from the 25 hour flight from Tennessee to Bangkok that I flew just days before. After a few days in BKK, I arrange for a hotel car to me to Pattaya, a seedy explosion of lights, blaring music and drunken excitement, street venders and more nationalities than I can shake a stick at. I can't help but be reminded of the town in the sci-fi channel’s Defiance series, a wild west type town full of space aliens, freaks and mutants. Here there are Chinese, Japanese, Swiss, East Indian, Brit ex-pats and a shit-load of Russian tourists. That is, average looking Russian dudes and the most drop-dead gorgeous Russian pussy you've ever seen in your life. (They're on a cheap vacation, so the guys bring along free pussy, and no doubt it's all expenses paid for these lookers). And, of course, there are the mutants...beautiful ones, the “Ex-Men”. In my hotel room, I break my generic Viagra down the center and chew up one of the halves and hold the nasty cherry flavored spit soup under my tongue for 5 minutes before swallowing. In an hour I’ll be rocket man. I plan on visiting my favorite bar, Obsessions on soi (alley) 13/4 just off beach rd. I prep myself, flushing and stretching my asshole with toys and gather my rubbers and lube just in case someone forgets or runs out. Just off Beach Rd, I walk down the seedy alley, potholes filled with rainwater, the occasional ladyboys walking about asking "where u go? I go with you". There are two ladyboys sitting on benches outside the bar. I walk in and am escorted to a booth. All eyes are on me as there is one other customer in the bar, and he has a LB on each arm. I like to arrive fairly early (about 8pm) so as to not miss out on the lookers. There’s about 10 beautiful brass poll technicians dancing on stage of all varieties, from beautiful small schoolgirl-dressed femboys with asses like two touching apples on a plate, to stocky tall girls with bulging cock hammocks, and every type of T-girl in between. A pretty young thing asks me "you wan dink?" I order a beer, "bia Sing, Kop Khun Krap", then I ask her to bring me the Mamasan. A smallish older ladyboy comes over and I ask her to sit by me, buy her a drink and ask her which of these beauties has a medium to large cock that works great and can drill my ass like a champ. She’s sweet and helpful. (If you ask the girls themselves, truth/accuracy will run about 50/50.) She points out a cutie and motions for her to come over. Long story short, I take her and the waitress with me for a hot 3-way, one of my many on my extended stay in slum paradise. We walk over to an exotic short-time hotel just next to the bar and go upstairs. There's a sex swing hanging from the ceiling of the red colored hotel room, plus a heart-shaped bed. There's ass fucking porn on the flat screen TV mounted high on the wall. Me and the hotties strip and shower, taking turns stroking each other's cock and soapy finger-cleaning each other's asshole and sucking perky golden titties. Then it's off to the races. Mamasan was right, both had thick hard cocks about 6-7 inches long. These dark haired, golden skinned beauties took my breath away. Both had beautiful golden fake tits and fake perfect asses worthy of any Colombian whore. I French kiss one T-girl while stroking her cock while the other sucks mine. We end up on bed and I'm sucking one fat cock, then the other, and stroking them with both hands at the same time. Then one puts a pillow under my lower back and throws up my legs, eating my ass like a champ. I gasp, it’s fucking awesome. The other girl straddles my chest, repeatedly stuffing her cock down my throat. Both are unusually aggressive...and I like it. Then the ass-eater taps my asshole with her heavy cock, puts a rubber and lube on, then slowly drives it in. Heaven. Soon, she’s fucking the shit out of me, and I flip the choker around, and have her sit on my face. I'm eating her asshole while she jacks off, with the second T-girl pile-driving my ass like there’s no tomorrow while jacking my rock hard dick. The gasping and moaning is beautiful music to my ears. After a few minutes, I feel hot goo spurting on my chest and abs and the cummer's asshole repeatedly clenches my tongue as she orgasms, then I cum, spurting on the tits of my reverse cowgirl. She hops off and licks her own cum off my chest. A few minutes later, the ass pounding beauty asks me where I want it, and I say my face. She pulls out, rips off the rubber and strokes it hard with one hand, and pulling my head up by my hair with the other hand. A white rope of salty goodness splashes me in the face, with three or four spasm-induced streams to follow, one after the other. I close my eyes after the first spurt of two because eyes are cum magnets. She then leaps over to my side, and licks her cum off my face and laughs, which was new to me, but fucking hot. Another depraved evening in my seedy paradise to check off my list. Another 3 months to go on my perfect perverse vacation. Should probably mention that I fucked a tiny school-girl dressed girl on my way back to the hotel. It would be just wrong to waste a Viagra-doped dick, right?